fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
