Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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