So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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