Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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