Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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