We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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