Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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