dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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