worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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