I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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