hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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