DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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