I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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