i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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