D3 body, D1 cock
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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