She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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