it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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