I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
