well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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