Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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