i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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