they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We don't watch enough power rangers
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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