do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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