u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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