Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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