Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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