he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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