Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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