I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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