1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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