So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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