Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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