did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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