you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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