if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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