Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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