I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.