no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I love you.
Bad choice
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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