two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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