I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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