We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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