Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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