I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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