Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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