so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We talked him into tasing himself.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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