Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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