dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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