So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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