You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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