she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I met the friendliest cop last night
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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