ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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