Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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