What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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