Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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