eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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