i'm signing you up for texting rehab
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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