Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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