i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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