i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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