she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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