god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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